I know Superunknown is rightly regarded as a classic, but I don't think Down on the Upside gets it due. The back half of that album, once you get past the radio hits, is so weird and loud. I think Overfloater might be my favorite song of theirs.

When you're gazing into the endless void of eternal oblivion, you might as well have a McRib.

Well, I guess the dead babies ad they were going to do next is out of the question.

*Guitar solo*

I hear you guys, but I'm more inclined to believe that she's smart enough to recognize that the horse she bet on is being taken out back to be shot, so she's looking for any excuse to claim he's not her guy any more.

Я вижу, что вы там делали, товарищ

That's a good equestrian.

Hot.

He would make the most adorable chitlins.

You know it's bad when Anne fucking Coulter can't blindly adhere to the obviously wrong anymore.

Dr. No Means No

AV Club field trip!

Gropefinger

We've robbed our sisters and daughters of years of having to choose between gainful employment and dignity.

Look, do you want the job or not?

Somewhere, St. Peter is being forced to prance and turn.

When a man can't do what he loves anymore, he just loses the will to live. Thanks, Gretchen.

Every time a Fox News icon dies, an angel gets sexually harassed.

An AV Club article without a typo is like a day without sunshine.

There's a large overlap between his audience and Gleemonex users.