Do it in the diaper, of course.

We've almost achieved literal man-child.

I think it's nice Joe and Mika let Willie go out on a school night.

I had to Google it, but there was that #Horror movie from 2015. It's been downvoted to 3.2 on imdb.

Your war on extraneous punctuation knows no limits.

Bark at the Room

Andy Dick burner account spotted.

I wonder if it will be better than previous NBC shows. I guess I'm asking if it will one-up Chuck.

By the time this gets aired, it will be a quirky faux-documentary with lots of mugging for the camera.

I'd brain a motherfucker for some classic Castle Lego.

The Binge

The Stugots

Lennie Briscoe flips the cover of his notepad shut

That Barbara Bush is a handsome woman.

Actually, they're exhuming Mickey Rooney for it.

Where do you think the meat for all that lasagna comes from?

With 1 being Paul Prudhomme and 10 being Justin Wilson, they're going to crank it to 11 with Foghorn Leghorn.

It's J Date for email.

Fuhrer Knows Best

Huh, so if Fox News is the new Ministry of Truth, Shepherd Smith is actually Winston Smith, forced daily to rewrite the news and hide his forbidden love affair.