And very corny.

That's a lobe blow.

*Spike Lee angrily tweets Geddy Lee's address*

Those aren't eyebrows.

Wait, we're abandoning puns for rhymes? For this I was not ready.

We need to talk about that shirt.

I'm not about to let the fact that he's, by all accounts, a wonderful, thoughtful person who gives every role 100% get in the way of a few good jokes.

*Mark Halperin retweets pictures with snide comment*

They're just doing it so they can adopt Willie Geist.

Is it true that the toilets flush backwards down there? That must be a real mess.

Modern conservatism is a blind, unwavering addiction to the status quo, no matter how stupid or broken it is. It hasn't been an ideology in years; it's become an addiction.

It's that pinch you feel in your chest when you consume the amount of sodium in any of these sandwiches.

Fly-man & Dwarf-uncle

Tall & Scrotes

Yo, honestly, it was a little pitchy, dawg.

I thought it was the 1992 film Ham Stroker's Dracula.

Some of us would argue that Pibb is the superior beverage.

Goddamnit. Points.

The reruns are the best because I feel like a genius until one of the questions reminds me I've already seen it.

*Ken Jennings silently shadowboxes a picture of Trebek taped to his fridge to the beat of Dare to be Stupid*