That Barbara Bush is a handsome woman.

Actually, they're exhuming Mickey Rooney for it.

Where do you think the meat for all that lasagna comes from?

With 1 being Paul Prudhomme and 10 being Justin Wilson, they're going to crank it to 11 with Foghorn Leghorn.

It's J Date for email.

Fuhrer Knows Best

Huh, so if Fox News is the new Ministry of Truth, Shepherd Smith is actually Winston Smith, forced daily to rewrite the news and hide his forbidden love affair.

And very corny.

That's a lobe blow.

*Spike Lee angrily tweets Geddy Lee's address*

Those aren't eyebrows.

Wait, we're abandoning puns for rhymes? For this I was not ready.

We need to talk about that shirt.

I'm not about to let the fact that he's, by all accounts, a wonderful, thoughtful person who gives every role 100% get in the way of a few good jokes.

*Mark Halperin retweets pictures with snide comment*

They're just doing it so they can adopt Willie Geist.

Is it true that the toilets flush backwards down there? That must be a real mess.

Modern conservatism is a blind, unwavering addiction to the status quo, no matter how stupid or broken it is. It hasn't been an ideology in years; it's become an addiction.

It's that pinch you feel in your chest when you consume the amount of sodium in any of these sandwiches.

Fly-man & Dwarf-uncle