Tall & Scrotes

Yo, honestly, it was a little pitchy, dawg.

I thought it was the 1992 film Ham Stroker's Dracula.

Some of us would argue that Pibb is the superior beverage.

Goddamnit. Points.

The reruns are the best because I feel like a genius until one of the questions reminds me I've already seen it.

*Ken Jennings silently shadowboxes a picture of Trebek taped to his fridge to the beat of Dare to be Stupid*

Let us declare the mystery of space.

The best part of that episode is Gilfoyle nonchalantly cracking a bottle of champagne when Dinesh ruins the company.

You've got a nose for this sort of thing.

Happiness is a Lukewarm Gungan

Can't Buy Meesa Love

Lindsey Graham carefully prepares a bill to mandate a new season of Arli$$.

Senator Vitter liked to dress in diapers and have sex with hookers. That's somewhere on the fun spectrum.

I'm going to pretend she said Ball Fondlers.

Begrudging-smirk is the closest he's ever come to a smile.

Watching princess Diana die in a high speed crash, listening to MMMbop.

Pictured: a reverse chronology of hair loss.

And I had teed up a joke about the WGA strike having third act problems.

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