I saw a show on The History Channel that posited that the founding fathers were half alien hybrids and that America was their attempt to make a more perfect civilization for the rest of us monkeys. Talk about having your cake and eating it too, History Channel.

That sentence is so upsetting.

Parish's Ghost in the Machine is also exceptional, if a bit overpriced.

People Taste Strange

I've said it before, but I think it's my favorite RPG. I've got the D:OS 2 beta and they've improved on every aspect. I'm actually not playing it much because I want to wait until they release the full game to soak it in.

I thought it was a legitimate question, in the sense that boys, now men, just accept the concept of a 'Street Fighter' at face value and it really needs a bit more explanation. It was hilarious, either way.

The premier will be such a sausage party it will be Rianing Johnson.

At least I can find where the beer is in Houston and numb the pain, but in Dallas, finding a beer is a vision quest.

I've learned to deal with Houston but Dallas is a place I never want to return to.

*Jeff Bezos, alone and strapped naked into a sex swing, surrounded by walls of flat screens, his entire body lubed, waits patiently for Amazon Alexa Spank Bank 1.0 to come online*

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And it willingly ignores the fact that the most harmful threat isn't what's coming across the borders, but legally manufactured, government approved opioids that are destroying the very communities that elected him.

I was thinking more like the sick shits, but two things.

Goodbye Yellow, Thick Load

Microscopic Dancer

You can pry my acid washed jorts and Hypercolor shirt from my cold, dead hands.

It's not my favorite comic strip, but I usually get a chuckle.

There's a joke about Robert Palmer in there somewhere.

Counterpoint: I'd listen to anything by Huey Lewis before almost any contemporary music.

They canceled Rabin's article and he has started his own website.