Dissolve 2.0?

And somehow Clonus is the least boring of the three.

2 Fast 2 Furry

*clenches fist*

Must be some pretty damning blackmail material, then.

I really need to convert.. for the jokes.

I'm having an intense internal struggle over how far to push good taste by making up names for those dwarves.

Founders' Kentucky Breakfast Stout. I'm stashing a couple of bottles to age.

I use jambalaya leftovers to stuff bell peppers or as burrito filling. Now I want jambalaya.

So the new stormtroopers are going to be ironically wearing acid washed denim and Warby Parker glasses when they kick the doors in? Way to make me weirdly nostalgic for a time when fascists at least had fashion sense.

Pornhub category.

I come from an alternate timeline in which Zeppelin was exposed for being the hacks they are and Rush is universally beloved. I'm not saying that we're the better timeline, but there's no Bieber and President Sanders declared access to ice cream as a fundamental right. Neil Peart's bionic arm should be fully grafted…

Snow Dog bit first.

Making duck face.

I'm sure it's been pointed out, but it's a shame that Beck made a terrible decision that left him saddled with a responsibility he's clearly incapable of handling. Maybe he can get someone else to adopt Tomi and care for her like he never could. And when he drops her off at Alex Jones' doomsday compound, I'll bet…

It's just like the end of A Serious Man.

Choosing between Cajun Crawtators, dill or jalapeno is a paralyzing experience.

Spike Lee angrily tweets Jeff B. Davis' home address.

My wife and I both love the movie, but this is not for us two.

Raspberry Pi + RetroPie. It takes about ten minutes to setup. It handles NES, SNES, Master System & Genesis well and can even run some N64 titles. Not to mention tons of other systems like MAME, Apple II and Commodore. A Canakit comes with all the hardware you need and they start at about $40 USD. Use your…