Jesus is going to have a Hell of a weekend.

Nailed it!

Oedipus complex.

Or Robert Crawley's beloved Labrador.

This show really is Must Pee TV.

One thing is true, urethra love him or hate him.

That news would make a splash.

I hope the new season is streaming.

That Rixty Minutes episode is a real roller coaster.

I was a bool to float this pun thread, but frankly I'm too num to char.

This show is pretty uneven but there's hope they find their algorithm.

That dog is racist. You got a racist dog, Larry.

Who had the under on Godwin by day 100?

Meanwhile, Steven Seagal responded by eating a whole brisket.

This is going to end with this guy eating a seagull, isn't it?

Ken Bone was the one who defeated Chewbacca Mom in the 2016 instant celebrity deathsport thunderdome, the grand prize of which was a thorough public shaming for having expressed opinions on Reddit.

I've flown Southwest so much the past few years that I always get one of the first three boarding passes. Which means I get to seat first and watch the plebeians conduct their hunger games style melee over the remaining seats. When you're flying Southwest, you have to take the pleasures where you find them.

Man, some of these complaints are baffling. Repeat to yourself, "it's just a show, I should really just relax."

One of my favorite segments is Mary Jo riffing with the bots on Quest of the Delta Knights.

The Bridget and Mary Jo shorts are pure gold.