Yeah but he kept playing! I'd have taken up fishing.

I got some Def Leppard tracks in Rock Band and was humbled that what this guy could pull off with one arm I could barely with two.

Well, the claw.

Now I'm starting to question the 'it can be two things' ethos.

Fine. I needed to ditch this account at some point. It's about time I started my 'Josh Gad at His Sweatiest' gimmick account anyway.

Have you seen Berberian Sound Studio?

I should have noun you'd say that.

Legitimate opportunity to use the phrase 'cunning linguist' missed.

Brown Eye of the Beholder

"Working from home" just became a new euphemism.

Playboy, "a true DIY operation." Well put.

What's a 'hind imp'?

Man, that last season is bleak. Kind of amazing that show made it on any channel.

These walnuts are tearing through the hay.

Flagged.

This is definitely the avatar for a new gimmick account, but I'm not sure which one.

This is where my tongue lives!

Get back to me when you've memorized the riffs from Touch of Satan!

Jenji Kohan? That's not a name, that's a bad Scrabble hand.

More of a glass half full situation.