Whatever. We live in a time when Adrien Brody is a serious actor, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers rule the gridiron, and we can't wait to see what Shyamalan will come up with next!

I'm going to go sit in the shower and sob.

It really says something about that mess that Grandpa Itchy's alone time isn't even the weirdest thing in it.

While Grandpa Itchy rubs one out.

*Richard Dean Anderson sheds a single tear as he drops his SAG card into the shredder*

There Will Be Blood Sausages

In this analogy, Snyder is the derelict carny worker who runs the coaster and secretly loosens the bolts in hopes it will run off the rails.

Ashley Feinberg is a national treasure. Whenever I need a laugh, I re-read "Gawker Media's Biggest Mistakes".

Come to New Orleans and visit a different restaurant for every meal.

Holy fucking shit, indeed. To our credit, Louisiana elected a Democrat for governor rather than let that scumbag Vitter pillage the state treasury for dirty diaper hooker money.

When Vitter was running for governor, a local news anchor asked him about his past with prostitutes. The Republican party pulled advertising from the station until they gave in and fired the news anchor.

It's GJI stories like this that are the reason I have Styx's Too Much Time on My Hands perpetually stuck in my head.

Don't forget Mark Foley and Denny Hastert.

In hindsight, David Vitter was the canary in the coal mine of the stunning levels of hypocrisy that dumbass Americans will tolerate.

SNES I believe.

Rock n' Roll Racing, arguably Blizzard's finest achievement.

It'll be a Marvel if they don't argue the case all the way up to DC.

Finally, Christmas comes to Santa.

Is this the Space Mutiny preboot that tells the origin story of the Bellarians?

I'd .. watch that.