Legitimate opportunity to use the phrase 'cunning linguist' missed.

Brown Eye of the Beholder

"Working from home" just became a new euphemism.

Playboy, "a true DIY operation." Well put.

What's a 'hind imp'?

Man, that last season is bleak. Kind of amazing that show made it on any channel.

These walnuts are tearing through the hay.

Flagged.

This is definitely the avatar for a new gimmick account, but I'm not sure which one.

This is where my tongue lives!

Get back to me when you've memorized the riffs from Touch of Satan!

Jenji Kohan? That's not a name, that's a bad Scrabble hand.

More of a glass half full situation.

Whatever. We live in a time when Adrien Brody is a serious actor, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers rule the gridiron, and we can't wait to see what Shyamalan will come up with next!

I'm going to go sit in the shower and sob.

It really says something about that mess that Grandpa Itchy's alone time isn't even the weirdest thing in it.

While Grandpa Itchy rubs one out.

*Richard Dean Anderson sheds a single tear as he drops his SAG card into the shredder*

There Will Be Blood Sausages

In this analogy, Snyder is the derelict carny worker who runs the coaster and secretly loosens the bolts in hopes it will run off the rails.