Mr. Death should be required viewing.

I love the bit where he pulls out the ventriloquist dummy and does the "not a puppet, you're a puppet," routine.

Himmler had a bit that just killed.

Sometimes you just have to grab the bill by the horns and proofread something before you post it.

I take it this is the point at which we're supposed to quietly reflect on how we'd never have read this article if the ladies of AV Club were working today.

Two things.

*Roger Corman frantically takes notes*

No equestrian about it.

But enough about the president.

It's like the worst 'missed connections' ever. You were in the stall next to me and we whispered A7X lyrics together while dropping a deuce. You hurried out of the restroom without washing your hands before I could catch you. Message me if you want to share earbuds and develop tinnitus together.

Michael Hastings.

One joke about 9/11 and my TV Samsung like a bird to the CIA.

What a cunning stunt.

Grandpa Itchy trigger finger.

Omar didn't shoot first.

You'd have to be cuckoo to think otherwise.

I'm sure some libtard cluck judge will free her.

The Young Poop

King Baby

I'll keep that in mind the next time I have to interrupt the IT guy lecturing me about his mechanical keyboard to tell him that he's got avocado stuck in his beard.