Check your local PBS listings for Martha Bakes.

This gives new meaning to "meatstravaganza."

House words: "A Crumpacker always pays his mounting cocaine debts with overpriced e. coli laced burritos." Well, unofficial words.

Apple AssPlay

Don't worry, I have a jackruby gimmick account.

If I weren't at work, I'd google that.

In Soviet Russia, Pussy grab you!

FOUR MORE BEERS.

Also, it is speculation that "ATF … were met with gunfire." No one knows who shot first and it is possible ATF inadvertently started the gunfight by shooting the dogs in the kennel.

It's already got a cult following.

So you mingle with Tingle?

The Hip Replacements

Let's see if I can HTML.

Weekend With Daddy comes close, but I agree.

I will never be able to take fur trappers seriously after that Kids in the Hall French fur trappers sketch.

Its so you can't see her can't see her poker face poker face.

Despite its terrible and ironic name, Dracula Untold was actually a movie.

If only that 'than' was a 'then', it would be a shitty grammar trifecta.

The Build-a-Bear Stuffing Station doubles as a bear sausage grinder.

I love that his fan base means he has to do a bunch of dates in Texas: America's Meatiest State.