I don't think that's what she meant by "handful of dates."

Since it appears the joke about this being adapted into more movies than required has already been made the requisite three times, I'll go with an only slightly less hacky assertion that Tom Bombadil won't be in this one either.

He does have the unimpeachable honor of a Knight.

The Chardonnay.

Of all the horrifying revelations about this man, this one is probably the most disqualifying.

Puns at a time like this? You're a munster.

Fantastic book, though.

Gillian Anderson has done several BBC series. Meryl Streep played Thatcher. Robert Downey Jr. as Holmes. Those were the only big ones I came up with. Not sure Angelina playing Lara Croft really counts.

Hey! You! Get off of my lawn.

Southern recommendations, in no particular order. Lazy Magnolia's Timberbeast is a good double. Abita's Jockamo IPA is pretty good, even though I once had a guy at the checkout tell me "that tastes like throwup." Urban South is a new brewery and has a sweeter than most IPA called Holy Roller. Probably the 'best',…

My bar regularly carries on tap a belgian, a white, a couple of pilsners, a couple of local brews, a couple of stouts, an IPA and a double IPA. IPA saturation is a myth.

All Day IPA is one of my favorites. Well balanced, crisp, not heavy.

Agreed that sours and gose are where the trend is going. Sours can be super interesting. I recently sampled four homebrewed sours at a beer fest and they were the best beers I tried that day.

Upvoted for Hopadillo and Rodeo Clown, both fine brews.

That would save everybody a lot of time.

It wasn't so much the gore as the Foley work. Sounded like the guy was carving a watermelon with a butter knife in a gravel driveway.

Five stars.

Been wanting to see Pervert Park, so there's that.

Yeah this is a day one must see. Of course, so was Stoker and we were the only two people in the theater.

Unless you're a masochist, in which case Hackers is your go-to.