Don't be absurd.

Pork chops cream puffs candy bars
Meat sauce Cheetos Mallomars

The leaves start falling, the days are shorter, prestige films starring Meryl Streep drift through the theaters…

Diff'rent Strokes

I have no idea what any of that means but I wholeheartedly endorse it.

I've tried to watch Bone Tomahawk but that opening scene. I need to power through it. Haven't heard of The Salvation.

"But all that produces is a by-the-numbers spaghetti Western that’s kind of slow and uneventful—and the world has no shortage of those."

I heartily recommend listening to that episode; it's cringe inducing.

They had already done a dozen episodes before I found out about it from a random stranger (who didn't even know about the original Yacht Rock.) It's a very good podcast.

The 'Try-N-Raps' podcast Rabin refers to is Beyond Yacht Rock. The Channel 101 alums who created the Yacht Rock series come up with sometimes ridiculous, often credible, 'arbitrary genres' of music and then count down the top ten tracks. Examples include 'Divorcecore' - just about any Phil Collins song. 'Stat…

Are you sitting down? You should sit down for this.

Tom McCarthy's agent appreciates your decision to go with Spotlight producer rather than The Cobbler director.

Somewhere in Texas, Joe Don Baker is sipping a warm Budweiser, staring at the phone and waiting for the call.

I will not take part in flat-shaming our TVs.

I'm predicting the south and midwest will divorce the coastal states on November 9th.

Like cold fusion or cheeseburger pizza?

And cloying nostalgia.

It certainly was a rotund to form.

This film comes across as Michael Moore just throwing his weight around.

I fell down an internet hole recently and learned that the actress who does the Melania Trump impression was briefly married to the Spin Doctors' lead singer.