Dr. Dre and Dr. John?

Also, when Pro comes out, you will probably be able to pick up used PS4s much cheaper as people sell them to upgrade.

I'm not sure which is more reckless, recommending Lawn Darts or Boondock Saints.

Not that it matters, but the link to Fathom Events in the article is not the page for this event. Thanks for the heads up - tickets purchased.

I think that's actually a pretty popular opinion. The first time I heard Power Windows, I thought it was garbage. Now its probably my favorite album.

I had a friend who was a huge Rush fan and he pretty much made me listen to albums like Farewell and Hemispheres until something finally clicked. After that, like you say, it was a systematic journey through the various incarnations of Rush.

I was shocked at the number of ladies I saw at the R40 tour. Granted, they were all wives and daughters to some hulking neckbeard in a Signals t-shirt, but ladies nonetheless.

Just rename it Light, Sabre Academy. My bill is in the mail.

Tagline: He's got an Oxley to grind.

There's a tense 20 minute sequence in which he has to debug VBA.

There's no accounting for some people's taste.

Beck fears Trump because he's co-opted Beck's plan to pretend to be a conservative and bilk Republicans of their cash by playing up baseless conspiracy theories. If Trump starts his own network, he'll be in direct competition with Beck.

That was so weird, it had to be a calculated decision. Which makes it weirder.

He was the innocent child caught in the middle of mommy and daddy's fight, trying to ask a legitimate question about dinner while they just yelled at each other about what a horrible person the other is.

Please let it be Lexi Alexander.

First they came for the circus clowns and I did not speak out because I am not a circus clown. Then they came for the rodeo clowns and I did not speak out because I am not a rodeo clown. Then they came for me and there was no one left to speak out because they were mimes.

Whenever [REDACTED]'s not on the screen, all the other characters should be asking, "Where's [REDACTED]?"

Charles Band needs to show us on the doll where dolls touched him. Wait.

That's the pooting.

In the end, it'll be the Yelp reviews that rectum.