The series' tone really shifted in Every Wick Way But Loose.

I'm more forgiving than you think.

And somehow less surreal.

Especially since that quote was talking about Cloverfield and not 10 Cloverfield Lane.

They'll just vomit verbatim the party line about how global warming can't be real because its snowing every day.

Do you want to turn on Sticky Keys?

(She's actually the nicest person in the world and I wouldn't call her that.)

I'll stop calling her 'battle axe' when she stops calling me 'dwarven short sword.'

Any grade other than a C and I would have watched this out of morbid curiosity. Well played.

There Will Be Brood

A coworker handling a tech support call.

The Smits seasons are the best, but Sipowicz is such a great character that Franz makes it worth watching throughout. Brace yourself for some gut punches.

Check your pants just to be sure.

Phase one of the Illuminati's plan to soften its image has begun.

Based on the tone of this article, Snarktoberfest is upon us!

I'm always using the destructible terrain to my advantage, so I shouldn't have been so surprised when the aliens did it. It's now on the checklist of things to consider on every turn!

I think the turn timer helps drive home the point that XCOM is now a rogue organization. You don't have all the time in the world to complete a mission since you are surrounded by the enemy. I would have preferred increasing numbers of aliens dropping in the longer a mission takes; that would satisfy both the…

The best Shyamalan twist you can hope for is a Doug interruption.

Sounds like Shomi needed to hire more SALESMEN!

*Woody sighs and tosses his screenplay into the fireplace before taking a massive pull off a dragon bong.*