The gritty Andy Capp story is what happens to you six to eight hours after you eat his hot fries.

Moon 2: Ecliptic Boogaloo

When the movie starts, make sure to say, "I've got a bad feeling about this," so that the people around you will spend two hours wondering what the hell you meant. Then when the credits roll, hit 'em with the punchline!

True. I avoid all the cross-marketing Lego sets. I need the pure stuff.

That's like telling a junkie how to score the primo shit. But thanks!

I'm a card-carrying member, but I usually go for the quicker Amazon delivery.

I do not need more Lego, but I don't have that train yet and that is such a good price and it's getting close to Christmas when I'll be setting up the trains again and I could overnight it and be playing with it tomorrow. Shit.

I got a chuckle out of "Probably Park Chan-wook's best movie…" getting an A-.

Is there anything worse than the Shaman player who drops his 7/7 on turn 4 and then does his greetings emote? As if he were the first person to think of that genius play? I've started squelching my opponents on turn one.

The Overwatch tutorial isn't great, but there is a mode that lets you and a team go against AI opponents. Ignore the haters and play Bastion to get some easy kills. Switch characters often and find one in each class you prefer.

Good news: Dr. Boom is no longer Standard and neither are Sludge Belchers, so you won't have those headaches. If you get a single Whispers of the Old Gods card pack, you automatically get a legendary C'Thun card. If you build a C'Thun deck and survive to turn ten with your C'Thun, you have a good chance of winning.

I installed the Long War mods for my recent playthrough and the Shinobi class is so great. I love the added variety of aliens as well.

I'm making another run on XCOM 2 after a miserable failure last weekend. I had just discovered the black market as my first armor research was completing and, as one does, I unloaded a bunch of corpses without realizing I needed the Advent corpses to build the armor. I should have conceded the game then, but I…

That show defined the limit of my ability to hate watch something: "about five episodes of The Slap."

That's about right. But, honestly, it was a good burger. Certainly better than anything you can get from a drive through. I'd put it on par with Five Guys.

Gotta blech 'em all.

It's going to be harder now that you can't jack your dongle.

Between the weight loss and the sympathy sex, its a wonder we're even trying to cure it.

I went on a cruise recently and Guy's burger restaurant was one of the dining options. For laughs, I tried it. Granted, the competition wasn't stiff, but it was the best food on the boat. A little bit of snark died inside me on that day.

Shouldn't this article be filed under Supper Club?