Now I want to hear Cosby sing She Bop.

For your list: Donte' Stallworth killed a man while driving drunk for which he did 24 days in jail.

I can't believe they made a toy based on a female character.

Years later, that Necronomicon is still sitting on the bookshelf in your evil office and you can't bring yourself to throw it out because it was so expensive.

Sir, I will not let your reasoned argument detract from my semi-clever point.

Someone was bound to get caught in friendly fire eventually.

Agreed, but the answer is Money.

I agree that this sets a bad precedent, but it also says something that musicians are defending their right to ripoff old tunes in an artistic medium that has an unlimited palette.

I'll occasionally dip a pizza slice in French or Caesar dressing, but this Papa John's monstrosity replaces the layer of tomato sauce with a layer of thousand island.

Keep in mind that when Blair Witch came out, our collective understanding of what was 'real' or 'good' had been shattered by having witnessed the horror of The Phantom Menace just a few weeks before.

The only thing worse than ordering a cheeseburger pizza for grins is ordering a second cheeseburger pizza not for grins.

Christ, don't give Papa John any ideas. He's already put thousand island on a pizza.

Oswald Gobblepot, for one.

Tom Hanks is already prepping a blonde mullet wig for the role.

Well its easier to type than "reading too deep into something that probably has a simpler explanation."

I'm not discounting sexism, I'm applying Occam's Razor to the question and perhaps the reason there are a disproportionate number of blonde female leaders is that blonde is the color that hair is dyed disproportionately to other colors.

Or maybe some women dye their hair blonde and it isn't a conspiracy?

Believe it or not, we Gomorrah them coming.

I could have Zorn this show was already canceled.

I would watch that and it would be the sort of against-type role that could possibly get me to warm up to Braff. That said, it will never happen.