I wonder if there are MRAs who are upset that a lady is portrayed as capable of possessing superpowers.

More like Lame of Groans, amirite?

Nic Cage desperately reading the instructions for his gun was hilarious, I'll give it that.

The former governor of Utah, right?

I think his fans need to reassess his films. I mean, the guy who made Knowing deserves a stern talking-to, at the very least.

2) Yes, but Whitney owned everything she sang. See "I Will Always Love You"

Remember when Whitney sang, "I'm every Woman"? MrPrankUser is the Whitney Houston of heteronormative men who want to sleep with A7x.

It's a good thing MrPrankUser clarified his gender or else this priceless gem of comedy might have been misinterpreted.

No springs!

I didn't even catch the pun, I should get the sack.

Things really took a turn during the great race war of 2025 when Emperor Trump decreed the defunding of the Department of Agriculture, leading to massive crop shortages due to the voracious Jar Jar beetle.

Didgeridoo or didgeridoo not. There is no try.

"…subdued Nicolas Cage"

And it was a gamble whether Ride the Lightning would finish downloading before the cease and desist letter from Metallica's lawyers arrived in the mail.

If a bear shits in the woods and there's no one around, does it make a smell?

The fact that you see Rolling Stone facing multiple multi-million dollar lawsuits as 'some' justice betrays your true motivation.

^ Both of whom were successfully sued for defamation.

I wouldn't think that this would appeal to his tastes, but I guess happiness is salivary.

I mix it with scotch.

Nice. Rack up the votes.