Clapping doesn't pay the Netflix bill.

When Doves Try

I bet that stunt really ribbed them the wrong way.

HOT SAKE: I don't like warm alcohol drinks.

My work phone got on a scam calling list. My phone would ring every fifteen minutes. I explained that I wasn't Mrs. So-and-so and please remove my number from your list. I started answering in different accents and pretending to not speak English. This went on for days. Finally, I just played along with the guy. …

Edge of Tomorrow 2: Elliptic Boogaloo

Google Beatallica and marvel at some of their mashups like Everybody's Got a Ticket to Ride Except for Me and My Lightning and The Thing That Should Not Let it Be.

But only two of their albums are any good*, so more like 25% of 25%, which is 6.25% awesome.

I lost a good friend in college because he loved this song and I mocked it relentlessly. In my defense, Smash Mouth is literally the worst.

I thought this season of Serial was, in many ways, superior to the first. They embraced the fact that the truth is ultimately unknowable and focused on the storytelling, rather than lead the listener to hope that there would be some grand reveal at the end. I enjoyed it and learned a hell of a lot about a strange…

That list is glorious. My favorite title on there is Future Kick.

2 Goy 2 Glorious

God's Not Dead 2: Ecclesiastic Boogaloo

Wouldn't be the first quack on FNC.

You start out real slow with the eagle and when you're almost ready, you flip it over to Washington for the moneyshot.

It may help me understand the genesis of my own belief that Soundgarden is the only band that rocks hard enough to have faked the moon landing.

I really want to understand the genesis of a hybrid conspiracy theorist / Korn superfan.

Just once, I'd like to hear an actor do a Chalmette accent. Literally just once, though

That doesn't stop every actor who plays a Louisianian from doing a Foghorn Leghorn impression.

I look forward to hearing the actors' best Foghorn Leghorn impressions.