I recently had a horrible experience at a restaurant involving a two hour wait for rotten oysters. I made sure the manager knew I wasn't eating or paying for his food, but the waitress still got her tip because serving someone else's shitty food for 2 bucks an hour deserves a little recognition.

Too street.

Is it just me, or does Ted Cruz look like a Dick Tracy villain?

That was a rogue jape.

I sativa you did there.

Probably. I'm too busy watching terrible movies from the 80's to watch terrible movies from the 10's.

Somewhere, in the walk-cooler of a Chili's in LA, a busboy is polishing his script for a found footage superhero movie.

I would smurf the shit out of that movie.

From each according to his ability, to each according to his need

*Denny Hastert whistles innocently*

*Congressman Foley kicks the dirt dejectedly*

I guess since the Republican party was wearing those convictions on its sleeve it kind of deserved what Trump did to it. It's a good thing the conservative body has a way of shutting down when it isn't a legitimate candidacy.

Time to "Plan B" Trump's gestating presidency? Funny how one's strongest held convictions can be flipped on their head as soon as the unthinkable happens to you.

Clown costumes are half man, half child, all manchild.

I had two different Costco employees spill the beans on the vodkas on separate occasions, so it's probably accurate. Still would like to know what the Scotch is, considering how much of it I drink.

And it's really Grey Goose. The American Vodka is Absolut. I think the Scotch is Dewar's, but I'm not positive on that one.

Literally.

It is cuckoo bananas and upsetting.

Fee fi fo yum

I get the feeling that M. Tavares is the sort of person who has to call it Batman's "uniform" because calling it a costume would cause his worldview to implode.