Did you also read Bush as Rush and immediately imagine a ska version of Xanadu?

Pretty sure they offered it to her and she wisely wanted to do her own thing rather than be constantly compared to Stewart.

Phew, for a second there, I was going into Gwen Stefani news withdrawals.

Pretty sure it's the Pander faction.

I once got super high smoking out of an aluminum toucan.

That makes me ashamed of ever having been a Rolling Stone subscriber.

Article is severely lacking in pinball related updates.

Reese's Pieces

You Bet Your Life this pun thread doesn't have a Ghost of a Chance to get a laugh.

*Follows Dick Wolf into the NBC elevator*

The best thing about MSY is not having to walk a mile from the concourse to the cab stand. I can get from plane to Yellow Cab in under five minutes, with a pit stop on the way.

It's pronounced logorrhea.

Honestly, I thought it was comically super-serious when it first came out. I grew to appreciate it more later when I realized that big budget sci-fi movies with a message are a relative rarity and you take what you can get.

Now, that's a twist.

I don't expect that joke to stand up to any amount of scrutiny, to be perfectly honest.

The first one was mind-blowing, but the second was just a tired rehash.

I didn't find Waldo, but I found the Photoshop. Very clever, Barsanti, very clever.

Clicked on article, stared at header image for five minutes, skipped to comments.

Spoiler alert: it ends with a ten page description of a funeral feast.

Their publicist accidentally used the picture in which they all looked at the camera.