*misses 98% shot*

At least step 1 is out of the way now.

Trying to start a pun thread with that Jem?

Whatever they call it, if it isn't directed by Clint Eastwood and starring Jim Carrey and Liam Neeson, they've missed the meta chance of a lifetime.

It takes a lot of Guile to start a pun thread this early.

Using the Lord's name in vain is one thing, but I draw the goddamned line at abusing it.

*drum solo*

Only after a lengthy discovery phase.

I bet he'd do it pro bono.

I'm sure we can cobble together a few choice puns.

The all caps draws you in, but the Battlefield Earth non-sequitur is the masterstroke.

The breadsticks will be distributed gratis.

The puns will never end, they're maternal.

Pretty sure It Follows was a metaphor for sexually transmitted logorrhea.

Whoa, huge slam on Toto out of nowhere!

You were just Russian to get to the comments.

I want to hear more from 'Queerien lannister'.

Ungulate to get somewhere?

For the last time, I'm oxen you not to pun.

Is there anyone Gawker won't out just to get a few clicks?!