Miracle Whip is mayonnaise that was immaculately conceived.

That's no reason to Poupon a pun thread.

Sometimes, I wake up in a cold sweat thinking about New Coke.

Tormento

Snyder is going to Schumacher the hell out of this movie.

Snyder claiming that Batman and Superman are impervious to trends is the "Dewey Defeats Truman" picture of the 21st century.

Radcliffe's performance was a little stiff.

Moby Lick's catchphrase, "From Mattel's heart, I stab at thee!"

Turn around, bright eyes.

These puns are not my Brando humor.

Or a timeshare.

Somewhere, Emma Stone is berating her agent.

"Poor little thing? My brain slugs are yuuuuuuge."

No, that's the horns.

*Trump spokeswoman angrily tweets about half-breeds winning Oscars*

If you want to see New Yorker cartoons about butt play, pick up The Rejection Collection.

You'd best hope you haven't contracted logorrhea.

This way, it's like poetry .. it rhymes.

One of the better Rodgers and Rammstein musical numbers.

True story: my mother Netflix'd Happiness instead by mistake. Probably due to the spelling.