Justice Beleaguered

It involves a glass bottomed boat.

Wimpy finally has to pay up for all of those hamburgers and the economy collapses. Screenplay by Michael Lewis.

*2016 glares at Abe Vigoda*

Pun threads are the 'merkin way.

That's what you call a 'Star Wars Holiday Special'.

Now that's a twist I didn't see coming.

Or just, Forever.

What sort of wackadoo likes the name McAdoo? I feel a limerick coming on.

Sit, Ubu, sit! Good dog!

So today was the day Don McLean was referring to.

This show will embalm.

Fuck your body!

Challenge accepted.

Rowsdower?

I look forward to hearing all the actors do their Foghorn Leghorn impressions.

I'm on your side. I fail to see how having the two most intelligent characters in Star Trek beat each other up belongs anywhere but the worst fan fiction. I blame cocaine.

It's mellow, but not smooth. Kinda shitty.

It's Matlab, sans the H, not that it matters. I know this because I once worked in the dungeon of some obscure government agency and had to use it to make charts of things like fish farts and sea temperatures. So, whenever I hear that on NPR, I shudder a little and thank myself for walking out on that job.

Counterpoint: ten minutes of Spock punching a dude in the face while riding a hoverboard.