That would be box office poisson.

Hopefully they cast Joe Pesci.

While taking notes.

"C'mon, Thomas, you know you want to stick your hand in!"

And also with you.

Let me rephrase. 'Bad Darth Vader black, good Darth Vader white' is a silly complaint. 'Every character in the movie is white' is a legitimate complaint. One is more sensational than the other.

Can't help but think Perry's racism claim began as a cynical desire to get some of that Star Wars attention.

Actually, please don't.

Genesys was enjoyable. Salvation was painful, in a Crystal Skull kind of way.

The Gods were merciful and we got past 2012 without it being YOLO.

Well, by Whovian, at least. No, I linked to an article that claims that the hashtag is the "UK Children's Word of the Year."

Guess what.

I have a theory that Crystal Skull was Big Movie's conspiracy to inoculate the masses against the stupidity of scripts to come. Hence, I didn't actively hate Into Darkness as much as I knew I should, because watching Spock punch a dude in the face while riding a hoverboard for ten minutes was much easier to handle…

Warwilf?

Yazidis!

You guys keep laughing it up with your terrible puns, but just Kuwait until Trump sikhs the copts on you.

I'm not commenting on the quality of the ending, just that, given what the show is about, there's no way they could ever put a bow on it and make the viewer feel satisfied that there's justice in the world.

I used his honey-brined smoked turkey recipe for Thanksgiving this year. I'd go on, but I would just be gloating.

Lorde.

I hope that people will tune into my podcast in which I drop acid and describe Evil Lincoln's podcast using only mime.