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The real horror is the prospect of another Ludovico treatment viewing of CitW this Halloween when I let slip to a friend that I didn't find it to be as funny or scary as CitW finds itself to be. Eventually, I'll be conditioned to just nod my head and agree to worship at the alter of Whedon.

And A.I. was pretty much his entire vision. Just because Kubrick (mostly) chose to let the story speak louder than the actors doesn't mean he was some sort of emotionless psychopath.

Somewhere, Dan Fogler just got a Google alert and got a little excited.

It's time to a Borscht this thread.

I'm Syria feel that way.

I think the only thing we'll learn is we Arafat bunch of nerds.

Cocknopussy

Indiana Jones and the Ringworm of the Pitbull's Balls

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Groom

That statement is wrong on so many levels that I had to go find the review and verify that it was just a shitty joke review and not serious.

Wozniak Cop

Something about Jim and the Mammograms.

Only the Saints can make three recovered turnovers, a five score lead and two-thirds time of possession feel like a nail biter.

A huge part of my issue with it was that I read nothing about it beforehand and thought it was going to be a legit horror movie and not a comedy. That probably soured my experience.

I fore SeeSo many bad puns.

Whenever I express this admittedly unconventional opinion, the response is, "oh, well you have to watch it again!" as if the problem is that I accidentally watched Ernest Scared Stupid instead.

CitW was one of the most irritating movie experiences I've had. Every scene is winking and nudging you in the ribs, begging you to acknowledge how clever it thinks itself. It isn't scary at all and never really attempts to be anything more than a masturbatory meta-meta-meta mess.

Perfect.

That's a pretty filmsy joke.

Nothing like a good hate whack.