Speaking of 'toothless', they pulled a punch on a Subway Jared joke last week. I guess being sensitive on the whole Jared thing is more important than being funny? Weird.

Affleck lost a lot of Good Will Hunting for nanny nookie.

There's so many of them, you could blog about reading one a day for, like, a year.

Only if that oven was an antique found in somebody's garage and sold at a Vegas pawn shop before being refurbished by some dudes in denim vests with wild mullets.

Catalyze Me If You Can

Al Franken's Mary Shelley's Frankenstein

It will be assembled from leftover bits of programming - a bounty hunting hoarder who tracks ghosts by night and wars for storage lockers by day played by Donnie Wahlberg's torso, Steven Seagal's gut and Dog's mullet, voiced by Phil Robertson's ignorant rage.

Nevertheless, I'm Igor to see the results.

This sounds way too artful and entertaining to be on A&E.

This is sad news and I'm Tyrion up just thinking about it.

It's been so long since Lush played .. the years just seem to, er, Untogether.

Somewhere, Nancy Grace is strangling her agent with his own necktie.

If you're craving more Review in the meantime, you can watch the original Australian series on Hulu. Same concept, slightly different delivery but consistently hilarious.

Probably blue your mind.

I can see where this thread is going, each posterior than the last.

Romance left me with something incurable.

NBC really Taurus Hannibal fans a new one with this news.

Don't drink too much or you'll get Galt stones.

Incontinence 4 Days

I don't make up the conspiracy theories, I just irresponsibly repeat them.