Actually, if a Muslim baker denied service to a Jewish couple due to religious bigotry, there would be a pretty big goddamn shitstorm. You are simply not allowed to discriminate against people, regardless of your deeply held religious convictions. Every single time I hear Christians complaining about being persecuted,…

Man, if there is one group of people who have it rough in America, it's the religious. Especially conservative Christians. Good thing they now have a fighting chance.

"Forcing people to do something they don't believe in is just as bad as being refused something because of who you are."

He didn't bone her, so technically, you're not.

Admit it. You're still wanking to her.

Was just about to post that.

Creative people often report to not-so creative people. This provides a perfect opportunity for pranks that usually fly under the boss' radar. I'm a graphic designer, and so many times, I'd put little jokes into my work that the bosses would just never notice. At my last job, my art director and I basically had a…

The monitor power cable, mind you, not the actual computer.

Probably more effective than whatever the hell they're doing now.

Clearly, you've never been to Europe or met any Europeans. Few people love their brand logos like Europeans do. The number of gaudy D&G, Armani, and other such brands I've seen in my day is fucking staggering.

I've shot tons of videos on my iPhone and I could NEVER get that fancy text to appear. WTF Apple? You cheated!

Just don't ever use it in portrait mode!!

The suspect "resisting" might be a little too much for TV audiences to handle : )

The cases are kinda ridiculous, too. $120 for a case? Hardly a budget build.

I'm not sure exactly what clothes he was gonna wear that would mark him as an American. A lot of the fashion brands that are popular in the States are also quite popular all over the world. Was he gonna wear an Uncle Sam outfit or something?

That sounds like a very strange and arbitrary rule. Then again, aren't they all?

I had to do this in France. Granted, this was years ago. Not sure if it's still the rule. They made you put these little plastic bags over your feet, which made my feet sweat like crazy.

With the Harry Potter Alliance on their side, there is no way they can lose.

EXTREMELY well put. This comment needs to be promoted into infinity. Hell, they should just make it an article and call it a day.

Not only that, but he missed the satire that was clearly labeled as such.