I am incredibly lazy. Like unbelievably fucking lazy. No job will ever make me happy haha.

My worst interviewing experience was when I had a phone interview. I was pretty nervous because I really wanted this job. The money was fucking fantastic and it was close to home. The work wasn't EXACTLY my specialty, but I could hack it.

Seriously. This.

For me, the worst part is when they ask me if I have any questions. I really don't, because I usually know how much a job pays and where it's located before the interview. Those are really the only two things I really care about. For the right amount of money, I'll do any job, for any company, in just about any town.…

Any software application available for purchase to the general public? So, when applying for jobs such as web designer, multimedia person, or graphic designer, I should just skip all that Adobe bullshit? Got it.

I thought she was actually pretty cute to begin with. The end result kinda looks like Tila Tequila. NO ONE should look like Tila Tequila.

Why wouldn't you want your nipples to show? That shit is hot : )

A reasonable demand if I've ever heard one. And let's face it, if anyone's got the ability to make that happen, it's Google.

Definitely the coolest photo.

You just look at the paper. Once it stops being covered in shit, you know you're good.

Fuck it. Walk away from it and rent something in a nicer area. There's no sense in throwing good money after bad. Home ownership is an illusion. When you "buy" a house you don't own it for another 30 years. That's a long damn time.

That looks fucking gorgeous, as well as awesome. I haven't played any GTA games in a while. Might have to pick this up. In a couple years. When the price goes down. Used.

If that thing doesn't have a miniature TARDIS interior inside it, I will be really disappointed.

Because no one is quite sure exactly how those work

Get a longer USB cable or get a USB extension cable. This is what I use and it works great. Cables are cheap. You've no excuse.

Working from home fucking rules. I used to be able to do it much more often at my current job than I do nowadays. Even though it costs them less money to have me telecommuting, and I get more done, they still won't let me do it as often as I'd like. I'm not a morning person and am constantly almost late. But upper…

By dropping mandatory once a day checkin and the non-stop connectivity requirement, MS has somehow made the XB1 not a next gen console? Is that what you're trying to say? I'll admit that I was pretty baffled by them dropping the ability to share downloaded games with friends. That actually seemed like a really neat…

Fuck that. Manuals are for suckers. Trial and error mo-fo! : )

Informative comment. Thanks for that. I've never used back button AF. I've only had a DSLR for a couple weeks though, so it's definitely gonna get some use in the near future : )

This. I've taken a few pictures using picture styles, but that was just goofing around. I got some very nice results, but those were more happy accidents than anything. I don't think I've shot more than a dozen photos using picture styles in my entire life. I haven't really come across any picture style that I can't…