Your user name is giving me life.

His # at the end of MM XXL? It flooded my basement.

I wore heels in m 20’s. Rickety 40’s me can’t stand up in heels. *sobs*

My dad is a shit to my brother. The only one of his children he has actually raised. The poor kid didn’t stand a chance! Just so emotional abusive. And when puberty kicked in? My dad took it as a threat to him and escalated to physical intimidation. My once a year visit ps weren’t enough to keep the kid afloat. He…

The one fella I hooked up with who was not generously endowed, new WAY more ways to get me off - well - than any if the horse-hung guys I’ve been with.

Dang. I have so enjoyed the box reviews. I tried several because of you! Still on the Glossybox!

My heart is broken! Snacking on BCO posts is why I signed up!!

I am having a fajita baby.

Right?! Fatties as ppl?! What is the world coming to!

This.

My sister has this girls hair. T’d like three heads of hair on her head. She straightens it once a year when I take her to the salon. It takes TWO stylists over an hour to do it!

Same. I feel all awkward and the second the air hits my nethers, I’m done with fun.

“Mouth shuck my giggle oyster”

My fella had opinions. It was awesome!

Seriously! A few hot texts will start the motor!

A teeny pocket rocket that looks a little like a small lipstick tube (in a little fancy cloth cover) has done wonders. They’re like $10! It depends on HOW you like your vibrations. I highly recommend Oh Joy Sex Toy’s website for the best recs (that how I learned that different vibes rumble you different ways! I…

Th author didn’t “arbitrarily” bring her child to work. She arranged for someone to tend said child nearby. She organized a designated space for said child, and prepped extensively for having her child at work.

“Biscuits and gravy”

Agreed. But, season 2 is what got me into the show! What a great cast! Santino, Uncle Nick, Andre...so much fun!

I always pound my head on the desk when this ep arrives.