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Right? But, don’t actually get shouty! Shemp there may find that aggression disrespectful and humiliating! And you are a-danglin’ off that cliff there...

Was it a lady BIC pen? Was she holding a thick black sharpie?

Did he stop being a human being and I missed it? He’s asking for some respect of his space and a right to say “no.” Seems pretty reasonable.

I read the headline as a “...a Tila Tequila cocktail that will save your life.” And thought ‘she is really branching out.’

Weekend BCO is the greatest gift!

This. ^ but, I am just such a horrible person!my first thoughts were for her parents. Like, how sweet, they can sort of feel like her life - while cut so short - had met that arbitrary definition of “adult”. How kind and lovely.

I would wear the hell outta that. But, I can’t since it on your finger. Well done. So elegant.

Consider switching the engagement ring to your righ. Or wearing your band on your right hand - if your fella keeps his on the left, your rings will touch when you hold hands (and maybe you’ll discover your rings are magical object THAT SHOULD NEVER TOUCH!

So flippin’ pretty!

What a knock out! Plus you have the most elegant hand! Those nails are perfection!

Would absolutely have gone ruby for mine! Went classic Tiffany setting instead. I love it, stoopid diamonds and all.

Please win. Because you are the glory.

This - in my head for every “health class” in High School!

I can’t tell you how many times i’ve said “Maaaaaaarrrrryyy” to anyone with that name. It’s like a big fat birthday present to me. Loved that show!

You user name gives me life. Viva Maude!

Oh my god. This show. I need to re-watch it like immediately! How dare it not be streaming! To the YouTubes!

I am far from my nieces and nephews and sibs. It frickin’ kills me. I visit as often as I can and am the emotional/financial support for them all.

Def ask and see if your gyno works with vaginismus. Or get a referral. So sorry this happens! It is not good times when our own bodies give us anxiety. Sometimes, while trying to protect itself, our bodies actually harm us.

The belly is almost always a lie. My girls are weird and like the bellies patted.