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For when the wedding registry is at Walmart?

Yeah, $800,000 is more than they would have ever made at that damn pizza joint.

I can still have schadenfreude at all the rubes who thought they were donating to protect “religious freedom” and got duped.

I absolutely do say “sym-bee-otic,” and so will you if you want to live under this roof.

Sign should have read “Sorry, we’re close-minded.”

The term schadenfreude gets tossed around so much, but sometimes it really really applies.

Or be like Elizabeth Montgomery in Bewitched- Go to sleep with Dick York, wake up with Dick Sargent.

White Collar Criminal goes to White Collar Prison for White Collar Crime.

Slightly related, when Buddy Hackett died, my friend and I argued over who he was (the guy from the Herbie movies or Jed clampett). And then a week later Buddy Ebsen died. I still feel partially karmically responsible for that one.

“If I’m dead do I still have to pay taxes?”

See also related article:

PT Barnum was an abolitionist who also bought a slave so he could pass her off as George Washington’s 161-year-old nanny. Truly, a man of many contrasts.

You’re a sly one, Vago.