This is a Safe Space, Attorney General Sessions.

It’s rural Indiana. Probably.

Either way, there is going to be LOTS of Dick around.

Thanks, President Carter!

Was Dizzee Rascal unavailable?

The only thing that tames respiratory crud quicker is codeine cough syrup, because what is the point of being on the nod if you’re going to cough?

[Silently writes “MONSTER!” on clipboard]

If I find one with Calvin pissing on a cross, I’ll buy it.

Between old school rip-offs like this and 90 dumbasses on glaring smartphones, I’ll stay at home and stream shit.

Because Fuck The Man!

Those theater snacks are priced like Little White Babies, Gerri!

It had an ensemble cast that never tooted its horn, and the writing was top-notch.

Malt vinegar OR ketchup. Never the twain.

Brown gravy is great on fries.

Because it’s where a lot of our nuclear missile silos are. There and The Dakotas and Nebraska. The Federal government could buy cheap land or already owned it.

The phallusey of being male does not help.

Well-done people are the reason steak sauce was invented.

File under NO FUCKING SHIT!

I would prefer not to

“Didn’t you lot trade slave until about fifty years ago?”