Thanks for fucking the country up, you white trash moron.

We didn’t bomb those genocidal motherfuckers enough.

That about 15 years? I’m familiar with it.

I’m gonna go Down to Eli’s Fix-It Shop, and Fix Eli.

None of these free sites owe you a god damned thing, you whiny bitch.

They don’t call him Kid Gruesome for nothing!

Appleby’s doesn’t count, pal.

It’s made by Hersheys.

It’s what Evil tastes like!

Because Skors are better than Heath Bars.

What’s happening now?!

Why are you here, then, fucko?

Another good one: watching them try to walk up a flight of stairs.

The point at which you would rather eat the box it came in. Little Caesar’s does it EVERY TIME.

In this one the gun on the wall is a penis.

No, it is not. It’s a poor translation.

Sampson only pawn in game of life.

The moral of the Sampson story? Don’t date Shiksas!

Salted, smoked or both.

Yes! It goes back to fear of slave revolts like Nat Turner’s or what happened to the French in Haiti.