You vile, lying shithead.

[Trump appointee’s head explodes]

“Other-Words-With-The-Same-Meanings Books.” There never was any such thing as dinosaurs!

The current economy? Thanks, Obama.

Were you born retarded or did it just suddenly happen, you illiterate, drooling mouth-breather?

He IS Van Wilder: The Rise of Taj.

Why haven’t those pizzagate fucks been prosecuted or sued yet?

Montannans are cowboy-boot wearing greedy fucking hogs.

Himmler was a chicken farmer, pal! They’re ALL incipient Nazis!

This is far too nuanced and multivalent take for the internet, mister.

The crippling gladiatorial savagery gives them wood, though!

What’s the matter, Colonel Sanderson? CHICKEN?

AND reflexive reaction and racism.

“Chuggets,” if you will (you should not).

Costco Brand Knee Pads if a Clinton/Lewinski reference. This person is not clever.

You are allergic to moonlight and think erections are just too darn aggressive. If the white working class weren’t such unforgivably stupid, racist and proudly ignorant trash I might give more of a shit.

Get out.

This must be what it’s like When The Doves Cry.

On account of him being yet another random racist idiot on the internet.

He’s a Pouty Performative Posturer.