He’s fucking done, either way.

GIVE IT A REST, ROGET SIMPSON! (topical)

But you will blow me first!

[SMASH, SMASH, SMASH]

That Provel shit is of the devil, unless you grew up on it.

You can pack your shit and go to 4Chan with the morons, too.

Think of the children.

GOOD RIDANCE! DIE SOON!

We’re all fucking doomed.

I would! I would!

Can class hatred cause a person to pass out?

That is a singularly hideous shoe.

Bernie Bro or something stupider?

Pronounced “Choad.”

Because these people are fucking idiots.

Suck On Dese Nuts would be even better.

These are people too stupid to conduct a riot correctly.

Yes, my people would eagerly embrace this sort of thing. It makes a nice change from the usual WV combo of beer and guns.

The special is usually something they’re trying to move before it spoils.

I wouldn’t fuck him with Stalin’s dick, but you’re dead right about the rest of it.