I’ve wanted to force-feed him bovine-spongiform encephalitis riddled ground beef for years and years because he is SO LOUDLY SHALLOW AND TEDIOUS. 

OH, YEAH!

Well, I trust Der Spiegel a fuck of a lot more than I trust Mozzer, who has become a Very Silly Old Queen indeed. Meat is Tasty Murder.

All three of them!

That is a Platonic expression of Profound Distaste. It should be in a god damned museum, somewhere.

ALL THE FUCKING WAY DOWN!

Fuck all white trash scum. Their children need to die.

Slack-Jawed White Trash Shithead Proves to Be Slack-Jawed White Trash Shithead. Video At Eleven.

That is the least of your worries. The first is to get the name of the animal the meat came from.

Nobody ever SAID this where good for you! It’s drunk-chow, for Christ’s sake!

PURITAN CHARLATAN!

1. More browning on the grill.

You already said “bowl”, thus negating your entire point, you ass!

My cat resents the cone very, very much.

“Right, let’s have a round of Geralds.”

Like some effete European?! How ghastly!

Food on/around/in some kind of bread = sandwich.

On a plate in the U. S. it’s a “Hamburger Steak” or Chopped Steak” (not to be confused with a cubed steak, which is entirely different critter), and archaically and inaccurately “Hamburg Steak” (which bears a much closer resemblance to cubed steak, except hand-tenderized like schnitzel and without breading).

Wither cake donuts?

Thank you, Father Jack Hackett.