Carton really tried to get the debt down to....1 MILLION DOLLARS!!!

The only person who should be called Uncle Ben is Peter Parkers Uncle.

He called somone on his Apprentice show “Uncle Tom” and had to be repeatedly told that was not a “friendly nickname.”

“I just love his rice. It’s the greatest rice.”

I’m sure we’ll get an editorial from the New York Times soon about how this slip-up is evidence of Trump playing sixteen-dimensional chess and not just him being an old racist gasbag.

Trump also said it was his favorite uncle. Not sure what he meant by that.

If only I had more stars to give. Preach!!

If Dump can call our President illegitimate, defame him by claiming the O Admin wiretapped Dump Tower; if Dump can call Mexicans rapists, HRC “crooked” and white supremacists “good ppl”, Jemele should be able to say whatever the F she wants! Period.

Obviously I know all this, while living through the living nightmare that is the Trump presidency, but to see it all written out like that is jarring. If you can’t call the person that did all that a white supremacist, then white supremacists don’t exist.

Sued by DOJ for refusing to rent to black people, ultimately settling the case (despite “never settling”), then sued and settles again for failing to live up to original settlement.

There’s a lawyer in my area with the last name Quackenbush. I didn’t realize this was such a common name lol.

It wasn’t a rental, per se, but one time these kids dropped off a 1961 Ferrari 250 GT California at the parking garage I worked at. I knew they were probably playing hooky from high school and it was most likely their parent’s car, so me and a buddy took it for a joy ride around the streets of Chicago. There may have…

Transylvania University’s response really sucked the life out of me.

I’m pretty sure those 80 yo marine corp hat clasping African American men were a mirage caused by the half keg of Miller Lite this flag humper consumed before he found his seat.

Awww how cute, he pulled the “I don’t care what race you are, I got friends of every color!!!” card. So predictable.

Has anyone pointed out the irony of him taking pictures of people seated during the anthem? He sure as shit was not singing along and pondering about his own deep love and attachment to anthem and flag- he was too busy policing others.

This is good Kinja.

I hate people like this with their fucking “respekt mah flaaaag” boners. 1) There’s no law that you have to stand for the anthem as a civilian. Why we even play the anthem at sporting events with drunkards and everything is beyond me. 2) Dude didn’t even know whether they were protesting or not. They’re sitting…

Finally someone I went to high school with is in the news and it’s for this?? Ugh

I am white and sat on my ass on the couch eating snacks during the anthem in all games I’ve watched this year.