“Trump Seen Eating Baby at Mar-A-Lago Dining Room; Sources Say Baby Was Served Well-Done With Ketchup”

Mass shootings with 4 or more deaths this year in the US. We’ve become so used to them that they don’t even make the news anymore.

My cousin was killed by her abusive boyfriend on Super Bowl Sunday 25 years ago after a fight. I fucking hate seeing stories like this so goddamn much.

Test run should be all white Trump voters. Let’s start with spelling and geography. If they don’t pass they get sent to an island.

I’m out of energy for this. I just don’t have the energy to be outraged at the latest asshole move by asshole 45. I bet a lot of other people feel the same way, so he could probably get away with anything, now.

I actually like the iM. At least it’s sorta honest. Of it had a few more options and nicities I’d have it. iM and Avalon are the only Toyota I remotely like.

Damn, you beat me to it. I’m sure this went up hours ago so it’s to be expected. Glad someone got it out there, though.

All time best Hanks:

3. Rollins

3) Greenberg

#1.5) Tom ___s

Hank 2 makes Hank 3 look like Hank 1.

I can’t exactly call myself a connoisseur of beauty pageants, but it’s my understanding that throwing political questions at these poor ladies is not unusual at all. Jon Oliver’s segment on beauty pageants remains the gold standard for investigative reporting on the matter, and he reported it as if political questions…

this is good kinja.

“CarFax is just liberal-biased fake news!”

When America sends its cars, they do not send the best. They are not sending this. They are not sending that. They are sending cars that have lots of problems, and they are bringing those problems with us. They are bringing flood damage. They are bringing frame damage. They are salvage title. And some, I presume, are…

I agree, we need more Confederate and Khalid Sheikh Mohammed statues just like Cambodia needs Pol Pot statues and England needs Goering statues and one-third of the Eurasian land mass needs Attila the Hun statues.

For the people (in the greys or in the Fox “newsroom”) who just don’t want to get it: 9/11 memorials mourn the lives of those lost in the attacks, and were put up fairly close to the date. Confederate memorials mostly commemorate and romanticize the soldiers and generals who decided to try and overthrow a democratic…