Wait, back the fuck up, you can buy an Audi TT for basically beer money now?

Where were their fathers?

I think you mean slur on slur violence.

Last of the Mohicans 2: Electric Boogaloo

Depends which child you’re speaking about....

When I see people carving their names in things at national parks and I confront them they always have the same excuse “well other people did it!” to which I respond “Moron, there are 15 names carved there. 1.5 million people visit this park annually. That means 1.5 million people -minus 15- aren’t as selfish as you.”

That’s a lot of AMC Eagles

How long until someone defends the n word as a charming regional colloquialism, and it’s modern-day use as “honoring our Southern heritage”?

I remember my grandfather’s type 4 wagon. Until the engine fire that is. Poof!

WHAT WE WANT

Not to make light of a nasty situation,

Thank you. As always, you’re incredibly good at breaking down the topic you’re tackling. It may sound like ass-kissing, but I sincerely have come to believe you’re one of the best writers in the country.

I’m ok with either “Extended hot hatch” or “Sport CUV”. They’re both more correct than a “4 door coupe”.

How about a 3 series wagon with a 6mt. Bc you get a rwd wagon with a manual, with plenty of room for a doggo. That car would be a hoot on a autocross track

My Italian grandparents squeaked in right before the Immigration Act of 1924 pretty much banned Italians. Those no-good short, chubby, vaguely brown-ish... CATHOLICS! (gasp!) Sub-human, natural criminals, blah blah blah...

What an amazing open and blatant stance that church just gave: “Are you telling me that you went on national TV and spoke out against racism and hatred? I’m sorry, but we just cannot have that type of thinking or action in the church.”

That mouth. She’s like a blowup doll inspired by a John Currin painting.

Actually, one probable difference between Korbach’s family and yours.

Then they were all grounded for cutting holes in mom’s good pillow cases...