I assume the classic advice also remains in effect: when you come off the plane, take off your shoes and socks, walk around, and make fists with your toes. Just make sure to put your shoes back on in case you have to run through any broken glass, later.

I was half expecting an article about how to charge an earpod with a Juul charger and floss, and really couldn’t figure out how that was going to work. 

It’s like he’s just getting Momento notes

*with the exception of Francis Drake, who I am moderately well-informed about.

The dude sailing out of the picture after almost being elbowed by the ref is clearly the play of the day.

Me watching this: There’s the foul. Wait no there it is. Oh, I guess that’s the foul, but the wrong team? Oh no, I was wrong that’s the foul there clearly. Nope wrong again. Ahhh, finally...oh, no guess not. FINALLY!

Thank God Zod it wasn’t a Sunday.

This story about Chick-Fil-A is a much happier, more life affirming incident than previous videos of customers climbing through the drive through window, than the usual stories from the other fast food chains, of customers climbing through the window to attack the crew.  

International House of PEOPLE!!! The P stands for PEOPLE!!!

Rats are moving in and taking over.  Pay attention!

now you fuckers know how it feels

As a quilter and sewer I literally assumed this was going to be drama of someone using someone else’s fabric scissors on non fabric and I want you to know that in my head I thought war was FULLY justified just based on that.

It seems like a place where a bucket would be useful

Zero sexual partners.

It would have been the greatest post-credits scene ever.

It’s kind of frustrating.

“Run through the torso with a sword in the throne room of the Red Keep by her nephew/lover Jon Snow...”

Looked kinda more like a dagger to me... 

The players seem totally unfazed by the fact that there’s a steam locomotive cruising by in the midst of their game...

Shut up, ben. 

Based on the picture, if I were a burgalar, couldn’t I just break the glass and turn the bolt? Is that a particularly good picture to promote this product?

Based on the picture, if I were a burgalar, couldn’t I just break the glass and turn the bolt? Is that a…