Do yourself a favor and watch the Raid. One of the tightest, most exciting, lean and well done action movies of all time. The Raid 2 basically goes in the opposite direction and goes for overblown, overlong, tarantino-esque self-aware weirdness and “coolness”. Someday I’ll watch that one again but I was fairly…

Dredd is such a gem! :)

Wait, wait, wait....does this mean the tabs have been right all along? Has Jennifer Aniston really been pregnant 12 times and has just been hiding her 12 children or (6 sets of twins, or 4 sets of triplets?)

What does it say about me that I’m perfectly willing to accept real-life videogame fights and superpowered vegans, but I can’t suspend my disbelief enough to believe that multiple beautiful women would be throwing themselves at Michael Fucking Cera?

I think Malcolm Gladwell would argue that since there are birds in Nigeria, Larry Bird is actually on the Nigerian team.

*eyeroll*

You’ve heard of Twitter.

This ongoing blog is so stupid. Basically the answer to every question is whatever just tip more.

One vote for lazy, here, so I simplified the process for myself: Double the bill and chop off the last digit, and I’m done.

Dude, you’re a Jalopnik man, you should know it’s “Don’t Drink and Derive”

(I know, it’s about calculus, but still).

*Lavar Bollocks

That dad’s name? Lavar Ballsworthington

Look, we at The Root hate Tucker Carlson as much as the next anti-Trump fan, but finding someone’s home and harassing them at their house is way out of bounds, even for us.

Yeah. It’s a shitty feeling to chastise a group for protesting his hate-mongering, because he’s a shitty human being, but you can’t do what they’re doing. It’s a road that leads to really bad places in a hurry.

Going a little fast there, buddy. Where’s the fire? *Points back at police officer’s car.

That was the single greatest story ever from this website’s single greatest writer ever.

I love watching videos of proposal rejections. 

Every time I hear about a guy proposing during a race or at the finish line, I instantly hate him. Way to make her hard work and accomplishment all about you, dude. Way to not give her a minute to shine in her own spotlight.  You ever notice how seldom a guy will propose at his own race?

I’ve got Tuesday in the pool for how long until we find out this kid tweeted something offensive in high school.

Captain, you look great, just own it.