So, when I click to expand the photo, it inverts both vertically, and horizontally. Makes you kinda trip out when you do that.

Amazing. Every word of what you just said was wrong.

I’m confused. What does this have to do with the guys in the park bouncing a ball off a little trampoline?

“Hey ref, that’s not 10 yards!”

I love Halloween and its a crazy holiday if you stop to think about it but I’m 100% of the camp that says come and knock on my door, I’ve got candy for you. I don’t care if you’re 5 or 15 or 50. Its a fun day with no crazy morality or religious thing tied to it. Lets all dress up as whatever you want, go out and get…

I’m with you, Gwen.  I was reluctant when I gave up trick-or-treating in high school and mostly did so because I knew people would look down on me.  But as long as property isn’t being destroyed, enjoy dressing up and eating too much candy for as long as you like.  

It’s because you didn’t throw it in the ocean. 

You can tell the guy’s a monster because he has a US Soccer sticker on his window.

I fucking can't stand soccer.  That car obviously took a dive. 

He simultaneously looks like Bobby Hill and Cotton Hill.

C’mon. I think this guy, if there is ever to be anyone, has earned the right to be taken less cynically. Improving his times with proper training is a legitimate and believable reason.

See, the problem is that they only moved 2 teams there. If they had gone ahead and moved all three teams, they’d be getting three times as much money! That’s just simple math.

How many Mustangs have to die in your rounded, sloping curve neighborhood nirvana?

How not to fall off a cruise ship:

Not after it bounced on my side.

I need a job where my default font type is Comic Sans

The concrete is curing just fine. It doesn’t need more retardant.

Just looked up the Australian water curtain stop sign. Pretty smart.

That traffic light the truck blew through turns red and the overheight sign comes on when a vehicle too high is detected. That system was installed last year just for incidents like this, yet people still hit it. I think one of those water curtain stop signs like they have in front of some tunnel entrances in…

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