What’s the point of this advice? It’s not like Hermit is going to tip well anyway.

Every one of those people needs a hairnet.

The dream solution is a network of autonomous, electric cars that can link together and share efficiency on the road. Once that arrives, it won’t matter that the US never fully invested in rail.

“prohibited from performing at all Athletics events for the foreseeable future.”

6' 1" is the best male height. 6' is the threshold for “tall,” and you’re 1" better than that without being too tall.

It means the SEC has one goal: Everything.

Someday “all you have” will include all there is.

SEC. It just means more.

Only 30% of jobs require a 4-year degree. The other 70% are 2-year degrees, certifications, or HS equivalency. The big lie is that everyone needs college for a job. 30% of people “need” the 4-year degree. Everyone else is doing it because they’ve been told they need it.

I’m not sure that undermines the Ted Talk on tomato pasta appealing to separate taste preference groups instead of one homogeneous group. I mean, supposed Gladwell were to compliment you on your work, would his compliment mean you’re a deadbeat?

Didn’t Malcolm Gladwell demonstrate years ago that there is no perfect pasta sauce. There are only perfect pasta sauces?

Is that you, Adrian Veidt?

War Eagle, Octavia!

Not his fault. You lose your deposit in Priceline if you try to change the itinerary.

It was still a dull affair by Dothraki standards.

What does it feel like to know HamNo hates your parents? Is it as liberating as I imagine?

Seems like Ham could have just himself some angst and just put this into his office Slack workspace instead of posting it online.

Shocking! I bet someone also told her to lose weight for a role. [clutches pearls]

Next week’s article: What’s the Deal with Airplane Food?

All those Gawker writers who try to justify being terrible to people on the other side of the aisle are the worst. If you hate someone’s views on something, fine. Just ignore them. But going out of your way to be crappy to someone so you can show them how much you disagree with them is ridiculous. Your life isn’t…