If I was his son, don’t think I wouldn’t hand-make a “Happy Fodder’s Day” card next June. 

SACRE BLEU!

that his soufflé contained English cheddar cheese was both an insult to him, as well as his entire region of France.

He was bitten by a radioactive monkey... in New York City. So it was probably Ross’ monkey.

“I had high hopes for the sandwich”

Gotta earn money to spend money. 

Chik-Fil-A drive thru also goes much faster because the menu is much simpler, meaning there is a lot less customization and faster order processing...

They also seemingly “fixed” the drive thru because every chick-fil-a around me is wrapped around with cars all day but the wait is never long. It helps that they stage the whole thing with one person taking the order in person and another taking the payment then a person handing out the food. Who would think properly s…

Presumably his boss’s boss's boss.

How many of us Splinter readers could afford to have been beach-house owners? Who is this for?  

The comments are SO weird to me. A wedding doesn’t have to be an EVENT. It can just be a happy celebration. The dinosaur didn’t steal the entire thing. Did people look at the Dino? Fuck yeah. But that doesn’t take anything away from two people promising to love each other.

Funny, they told me the opposite if i stopped holding my Marvel Comics in public i might get a girlfriend.

Republican here. Yes, his old shit was funny. And I feel it’s right to defend famous millionaires because it doesn’t matter what you’re worth, it matters if you are in the right. The problem here is that a person you idolize doesn’t agree with your world view. Political correctness is out of control and destroying…

Judging from these stories, you shit and/or pissed your pants?

So are we just conceding that tackling is not a skill we require in kickers?

I would like to think this post is tongue in cheek but unfortunately I think it’s how most Splinter editors and commenters actually think.

It’s a slippery slope...

Finally, an expert opinion I can trust.

AV Club: Kinja was pretty disappointing.