Someone should ask LeBron if a hot dog is a sandwich. 

They’re gonna hang a banner for this imagined title, Auburn-style.

How dare you! In modern America, whoever demonstrates the most pain suffered automatically wins the argument.

Hopefully we’re more intellectually honest than that. But sure, humans suck.

Whenever you see an article reporting on someone’s divorce papers, red flags should automatically go off. This isn’t like reading something from a biography, or an old newspaper story. Divorce papers are intentionally slanted and biased, and should never be thought of as otherwise. Divorce fillings are only slightly…

No one should ever treat someone’s description in divorce papers as a valid characterization. The entire purpose of these filings is to show the attorney’s client in the best possible light, and the opposing parties in the worst possible light. Facts are usually taken out of context. Any action is framed in the worse…

Hope he saved his game.

Are y’all just now seeing this? The American lower-division soccer team VW sponsors, Chattanooga FC, has been wearing the new, thin logo on their kits since May.

Solar panels should be placed atop any surface that gets sun, that you don’t want sunlight to reach - like the tops of buildings and over parking lots. Solar panels should NOT be placed atop things that cars and people want to travel on - like roads and sidewalks.

Next, I bet she runs the fastest women’s marathon splits ever.

Do the 3D characters in the 800 meters have to res-down to 2D to maintain competitive fairness?

Cool rationalization, bro. Not sure New Testament Jews would have bought that though.

Yes. Basically, Tommy is Dr. Doom. Even when you beat him, it turns out that was part of his plan all along.

Atlanta to New York is $80. I could fly Southwest ATL to NY for $80 and save 15 hours.

Strumming my pain with his fingers...

and a hole punch would double their memory

The immutable truth of Peaky Blinders is: no matter how bad things are, never doubt Thomas Shelby.

Which hand did you go with?

I thought Roethlisberger was the only quarterback worried about the clap.

The strangest part of this article is an Alabama fan actually attending the university... or any university... or even a Walmart loss-prevention course.