Elvis. I’ll see 5-year-old kids dressed as Elvis for Halloween. How do 5-year-olds know about Elvis? No idea. But they do. The answer is Elvis.

I disagree that any amount is shameful. If the amount were something large, like $50 million, many people would be saying, “well I guess I’m in the wrong line of work.”

The Veech sounds like he would have worked better generated from the optional sidekick rules.

But, were they unionized?

“Why doesn’t everyone love us as much as we love us?”

Hawkeye doesn’t see what the big deal is.

I follow a college football team in a small town. On football gamedays, every cop and sheriff in a 5-county radius shows up to direct pre and post-game traffic so 60,000 cars can safely enter and leave a town whose population isn’t much larger than 70K. Whenever Halloween falls on the Saturday of a home game, the town…

Only time I got called for jury duty, the judge had everyone stand up and start going out of the room. Once the bailiff counted 30 people, the judge stopped him and said that’s about all they would probably need that week, and let the rest of us leave. Here’s to sitting in the middle of the crowd!

The obvious solution to this is building more cemeteries.

Yes. It’s a very impracticable solution, but it would solve the 3-types-of-athletes-into-2-classes dilemma.

Is this another one of baseball’s unwritten rules?

I support the inclusion of wizards of all the dark arts.

I agree. It would be very impracticable. But it would be fair.

Well, they could create a third competition class for intersex athletes with XY chromosomes. That would be fair.

There was an article a few years back comparing two cases of infant-left-in-car deaths. The article tried to make a case that white parents were more easily forgiven than minorities for these deaths. But as I recall, the minority case they used was a father who took his daughter to a casino/ racetrack. He worked at…

Old cars are meant to be janky, smelly and dangerous. That way you appreciate new cars.

The prevalence of these systems could definitely impact premiums if they cause drivers to shift coverage amounts and deductibles. The added costs of repairing these systems would potentially increase the personal coverage amounts and deductibles for one’s own car, but potentially decrease the liability coverage and…

Better be more protective of it. I heard Salty killed Mysterio.

“doesn’t say very much” is not a quantitative statement because “very much” is subjective. That’s the hypothesis he rejected.

The enemy’s gate is down.