This article has made me reconsider how to prepare hot dogs.

Do you not understand how team sports work?

I have to clean the rear window and side mirrors anyway. I’m down for this.

Yeah. In my neighborhood, any major appliance put on the curb gets picked up within a day by someone either fixing it, or recycling it for scrap.

Ma’am. This is a Wendy’s.

Paul Bettnay is tall.

Roe v Wade established there must be a balance between the right to choose medical procedures and the potentiality of human life. In the 60s, we didn’t have DNA identification or sophisticated ways to monitor fetal heartbeats. It follows that as medical technology has advanced, we’ve uncovered more evidence of the…

Nor do we. You must be thinking of that other team in the state that has both an elephant and a water feature as a pair of mascots.

Where was Grayson Allen when they needed him?

ARs are Barbie dolls for boys. You can dress them up in pretty outfits, carry them around, and dream of all the fun things you could do together.

The bump stock is such a flawed idea from the start. It increases the firing rate, but at the cost of so much accuracy. In many situations, this loss of accuracy would actually make a weapon with a bump stock LESS dangerous than one without.

It was a refreshingly accurate description.

Mocking 61 million dead babies in the second-to-last paragraph is one way to go about things, I guess.

The spelling of, “afternoon” in the episode review box certainly is creative.

The cake wasn’t searched, it looks like it got bumped or knocked over. So, “smashed” fits, although it implies intent when it may have been accidental.

Looks like crop circles to me. Musta been aliens.

Sometimes people vote against their own self-interests. Go figure, right?

The best German phrase I ever learned is, “Wo ist das baboon wasser?”

That’s not the point. You still only have a fraction of the combinations. The key-presses for “1111" are the same as “1112,” “1122,” “1222,” etc.

Right, but locking the door wouldn’t have helped in that situation either.